Your status as a gay icon seems to have me auto-fan'd, however, to dissuade me from your fanbase is the fact that your music is a) repetitive and nonsensical, b) doesn't really fit into the "if they're not dancing, they're not buying" motto the store has, and has c) a billion remixes that all sound similar if not the same makes me want to sleep on the cobbled brick floor while I am busy getting my sales associate on.
It's starting to get to the point where I don't respect your "25 million copies sold worldwide" (even The Black Eyed Peas have sold 27 million, yo).
I am also a huge fan of Wham! but... this has definitely gotta stop, dude.
I am so sick of your hyper-synthesized repetitive ballads (read: I want your sex, faith, money, etc etc) that even the six month old Jennifer Hudson track is preferable.
Also.
She's hot.
Can't wait until we get our Mamma Mia! cds back in...
That's all.
Fogelberg out.
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